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My little sister was a natural. To think I’d wasted all that time fucking all her friends!

My little sister was a natural. To think I’d wasted all that time fucking all her friends!

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"Hey bby, hurry home from school - mom’s off her period and all bothered from yoga!" When I got mom’s text, I started running home instead of walking!

"Hey bby, hurry home from school - mom’s off her period and all bothered from yoga!" When I got mom’s text, I started running home instead of walking!

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FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES

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I figured it was tough for the kid, you know, in such a small apartment with just his mom, and at a certain point it just got ridiculous with him trying to hide the used tissues and the history on our shared laptop always being empty. Eventually I adopted an openness policy - I knew what was up, so whatever he needed, privacy, lube, whatever, he could come to me. Admittedly, some requests, like this one, surprised me and were a little weird, but the policy stands. Anything for my son!

I figured it was tough for the kid, you know, in such a small apartment with just his mom, and at a certain point it just got ridiculous with him trying to hide the used tissues and the history on our shared laptop always being empty. Eventually I adopted an openness policy - I knew what was up, so whatever he needed, privacy, lube, whatever, he could come to me. Admittedly, some requests, like this one, surprised me and were a little weird, but the policy stands. Anything for my son!

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hotsexxycelebs said: Got a kik?

nah, sorry. thinking about getting one though. anyone else want me to have a kik?

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Anonymous said: Would you ever actually do any of this stuff with a family member?

Not with my real family because I’m not attracted to any of them. But maybe, if the conditions were right and everything.

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My big sister had so much to tell me about her trip. And she did it all with no words.

My big sister had so much to tell me about her trip. And she did it all with no words.

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I didn’t love why I had to do, but when your daughter screams that loudly, and wriggles that much when you fuck her, sometimes you have to take certain measures.

I didn’t love why I had to do, but when your daughter screams that loudly, and wriggles that much when you fuck her, sometimes you have to take certain measures.

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I don’t think Mom should be changing like this in front of me…but what she should do and what I want her to do are two very different things!

I don’t think Mom should be changing like this in front of me…but what she should do and what I want her to do are two very different things!

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"Open wide for the pic, Mom."

"Open wide for the pic, Mom."

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